I swear if my english teacher asks me or emails my mom one more time about how she’s concerned about me, i’m going to literally go off on her pretty much like this….
Dear ______,
Id really like it if you’d stop feigning concern over me, in all honesty you don’t even know anything about me, all you know is that i write mediocre papers and make poorly thought out comments in your class. You don’t realize that i’m not just unskilled and untalented, but also a bad person at my very core. I cheat on tests, steal money from my parents to buy drugs, I fuck my dealer for drugs, I fuck random guys when I get drunk, I get drunk and do drugs on weeknights, sometimes i even do drugs before school, I squander all the money i make at work on coffee and cigarettes, I start fights with my friends for no reason and am very bitter and unhappy. So please stop pretending to care thanks!
Me.